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Position Applying For: *** SELECT OPTION *** Vice President Secretary of State Secretary of Treasury Secretary of Defense Attorney General Secretary of Interior Secretary of Agriculture Secretary of Commerce Secretary of Labor Secretary of Health & Human Services Secretary of Housing & Urban Development Secretary of Transportation Secretary of Energy Secretary of Education Secretary of Veteran Affairs Secretary of Homeland Security
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Let's Get Down To Business...
    
1) Why do you think that you are deserving of the cabinet position on my administration?
    

2) Compare yourself to the person currently in the position you are applying for (Must name person currently in that position):
    

3) Create a catchy slogan for your Department:
    

4) If enough people die in a hierarchy of power, you might have that opportunity of stepping into my shoes as President of the United State of America. What is your #1 plan for making the United States the ideal place to want to live? Why should you have the opportunity to be President if I were to die in office?
    

I agree that all information is truthful to the best of my knowledge. If I am caught in a lie, I agree to get kicked in the balls (for men) or titty twisted (for women -- titty twister would be conducted by a women to not be subject to any prosecution of a sexual nature as a result of male/female improper unconsentual contact in the form of any interpretation of harassment).

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